so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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