Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
don't judge my taste in strippers
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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