Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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