I don't think brook has ever known best
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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