community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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