well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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