i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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