Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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