return my video game
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
