I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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