my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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