Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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