a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm both gender and math confused
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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