They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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