I love black thongs
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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