when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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