I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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