i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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