I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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