Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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