you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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