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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(845): View more from New York

i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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(512): View more from Texas

why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"

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