Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i was born a porn star she said
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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