your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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