I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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