we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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