He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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