did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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