i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
