i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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