brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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