C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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