Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
you never un-have a 4some
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
