She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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