if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
wow bdsm is so cute
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