the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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