You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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