He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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