Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Text me some of your sweat
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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