he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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