Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
COCAINE IS GR8
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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