he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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