Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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