Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
