we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Houston, we have a blender
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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