Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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