Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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