what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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