Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
