walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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