The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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