Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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