just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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