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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

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• (817): View more from Texas

  is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  you alive?

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  ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin

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• (510): View more from California

  I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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• (914): View more from New York

  What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  maybe i should limp back to therapy...

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  oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops

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