I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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