make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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